no E X C U S E S

ARTIST STATEMENT

There are no more excuses! They are all being carefully painted, categorized and rationalized out of existence. Have you ever wanted to lose weight? Wash that man right out of your hair? Start that multi-million dollar empire? And let go of all your petty concerns? If so, you’ve come to the right place. There are no more excuses here.

Here is where the trains run on time, food has no calories, other people are considerate and rational and you generally just get what you want, you know…just because. You only desire things that are good for you and wherever you look there is joy, appreciation, opportunity and success. And by the way, this is just a rehearsal, you sleep in the doghouse, and there ain’t no pretty girls in France. You’ve dreamt this, and you are so glad.